thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

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in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

gaymommy:

grandpa what the fuck did you just do

(Source: latadelixo)

(Source: grawly)

I woke up wanting your
lips on mine.
I woke up wanting your
arms around my waist.
I woke up wanting our
hands laced together.
I woke up wanting to
gaze in your eyes.
I woke up
wanting you.

Want.  (via deadtate)

(Source: fragmentallygirl)

nicklugo:

Debate of the century

dutchbag:

do you ever wonder what happened to your sense of humor to make you think shit like this is hilarious

god what happened to me

(Source: champagnemanagement)

crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

(Source: mrtooslow)


(Source: neilnevins)

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"